President Donald welcomed us to Waterford Valley Golf Club for the Thord Lorich Trophy stableford competition. He asked all present to thank the club for the use of their facilities, and their generous donation of our main raffle prize. It was a warmish morning following the recent hot weather. Fortunately with the early start the members were back in the clubhouse in time to avoid the main heat of the day. The course at Waterford Valley was in very good condition. The lunch and the clubhouse facilities were thoroughly enjoyed by the members.
The President apologised to those members that were affected by the lunch arrangements at Rossdale GC last month. A shortage of food, and a delayed lunch were unacceptable, especially after 4 or 5 hours of golf. Please consider the other members when loading up your plate. We've had many years of good service at Rossdale so hopefully the chat our Captain had with the Rossdale staff will prevent any repetition of today's experience.
Our raffle is a very successful fundraiser for the club, given the good
work done by Daryl Edwards and the irrepressible John Hiscock, ably
supported by our Captain Harold Hayes who continues to secure the
extremely attractive main prize from our generous host clubs.
These funds are used directly to keep our matchday costs competitive (green fees, lunch) so please continue to support our raffle.
We had a good turnout today, with 56 players involved in the competition. A late withdrawal for today's event was Past President Bernie Coyle who was prevented from travelling from Warragul by the Bunyip State Park bushfires. Safety first Bernie! Unusually, there were no guests today. Donald announced that Peter Garbellini joined the club and gave him a warm welcome.
There were 15 apologies this month:
Rex Buckeridge, Jim Collins, Gary Finnis, James Flaagan, George Giles, Alex Johnson,John Killmister, Karl Lindberg, Chris MacGeorge, Stuart MacLennan, Alan Millard, Stan Odachowski, Lindsay Quennell, Barry Taylor & Malcolm Turner.
Donald and the members thanked Colin Wiseman, Noel Manning and Jeff Taylor for doing a good job of getting the groups away. Please take pride in your club and always ensure that you "keep up with the group in front of you". That is the number one priority we have in terms of efficient golf. ('ready golf')
As previously mentioned, we cannot proceed without volunteers to run these events every month, so please consider helping out as a starter, as it is a bit of fun and you will get to know so many more members of the club. Please help your Club.
Two of our long-standing members are facing significant health issues, so our thoughts are with Hugh Churchward and Peter Ross. Unfortunately we are all of an age where these issues come up, so we hope for the best possible outcomes to all our members who are doing it tough.
Donald reminded the members that the annual subscription fee ($30) for
2019 was due and must be paid by all members by the end of the first quarter. To do so, members can either pay by cash at our April event at the latest, by giving the money to our Club Treasurer, David Vine or by using EFT. (
to see the Club Bank account address.
If members choose this method, please ensure that you enter your full name and the words '2019 subs' in the reference field so that we can clearly identify the payee.
Our next golfing event will be the 4BBB team competition at Churchill Park / Waverley GC, on Monday 8th April at 7.15am for the Captain / President's trophy.
Spurred on by John Molloy, with assistance from Laurie Comerford, we continue to make progress towards completion of our Members Contact system, via the loading of member's photographs. If you have still to do this, and this includes our new members, please see either John Molloy or Laurie Comerford during our lunches at any of our events. It is important as the Club continues to grow, that we complete this initiative early in 2019. Communication is so important to the wellbeing of our Club, and the photographs help enormously. Get in touch with either John or Laurie by email or at matchday to set it up and they will make sure the job is done.
Here is a report summary of the business matters being addressed by your Committee of Management.
In the past month or so, we have noted the following successes (in no particular order);
Congratulations to all our Vets winners.
Thanks go to all those who contributed the information.
The website will be modified to remind members who intend to use a cart at the golf course that they must physically book the cart themselves by calling the pro-shop. Don't leave it to the last minute or you may find that all carts have been booked.
There being no questions, President Donald handed over to our Captain. Harold Hayes.
Thanks to the generosity of our sponsor House of Golf (Mentone) all members at our last Christmas function were presented with one hour vouchers for the X-Golf course at Mentone.
Our Marketing Manager, Daryl made the effort and invited the Committee Members to take advantage of this gift.
For those who are not familiar with the X-Golf system, this is how it works:
The system is highly social, similar to the way the Ten pin bowls works in that you can all stand around while partners play, tease one another and generally enjoy it. Just don't take the scoring too seriously.
The X-box staff are very helpful and set up your competitions or resolve any problems you may experience quickly and politely.
In the evening the entrance is at the back of the HoG store. It could get boring waiting at the front of the store to be let in - in won't happen till 9am the next day!
The gift vouchers allow hire of a course for one hour. Without the gift voucher it's $30/hour. Get a group of four together and you can play for 4 hours - or more likely 2 sets of 2 hours. Definitely recommended.
Lastly thanks to Daryl for organising the evening>
p.s. If you would be interested in using your voucher to play X-golf with other Club members, but are unsure of who else may be interested, send me an email and I'll provide lists of those interested to all those who advise me of their interest.
Peter Bimbi (16) with 43 points won the Thord Lorich Trophy
He received a $40 House of Golf voucher for his effort.
A Grade: Ian Hoskins (17) 41 points
B Grade: Declan Stephenson (22) 41 points
C Grade: Bill Cribbes (36) 40 points
2nd hole: Philip Horsburgh 5th hole: Harold Hayes
13th hole: Tom Govern 17th hole: Peter Garbellini
40 points George Robinson (27) Noel Valle (25)
39 points Roger Prewett (19) Donald Harrowell (24) Peter Fischer (26)
38 points Trevor Bottomley (12) Bill Frey (25) Roger Selwood (24) Joe Cirnigliaro (33)
Trevor Bottomley celebrated his good day at Waterford Valley by winning the raffle allowing him and three of his mates to play again at Waterford Valley with carts.
While we rarely meet boggy surfaces, there's nothing like being prepared. The imitation machine-gun can be replaced with a real one for friends of Donald Trump et al.
Congratulations and best wishes to our members whose birthday falls in March
1st Jeff Stevens 67
3rd Derek MacCallum 63
4th Bruce Keenan 73
8th Brian Guinane 85
11th Ian Hoskins 68 Colin Wiseman 71
14th David Vine 76
16th Donald Barber 60
22nd Sam Pilcher 71
23rd Ron Wells 74
27th Harold Hayes 74
29th Bernard de Robillard 65
31st Bill Frey 83 Daryl Edwards 77
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