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The end

With the end of 8 months of these 'Keep in Touch' pages I thought it time to stop and provide a detailed index for my own edification if nothing else.
I hope everybody has received as much pleasure from them as I have in putting them together.

Index of all items posted in the 2020 Keep in Touch pages.

The links below will take you to the page containing the item. You will need to scroll down to see the item.

Book reviews

Evan Hunter - Second ending
Fyodor Dostoevsky - Crime and punishment
Jared Diamond - Collapse
Jared Diamond - Guns, germs and steel

Cartoons

Athletic golfer
Dig deep
Fruit billiards
Fuel use
Girlfriends
Golf ball label
Golf commentary
Golf in the 50s
Golf issues
Golfer in a hurry
Golfer with weak eye-sight
Hobbies
Hole in one sequence
Jungle golf
Life in isolation
Marriage in the Corona era
Melting an ice cube
Modern food
Playing cards
Remember where
Salvation Army band
Secret golfer
Sickly golfer
Smart dog
Special club
The effects of hair dye
The loving wife
The rules stickler

History

Before the 747
The Magna Carta
The Oberhausen arrest

Joke

A happy death
Access to heaven
Be observant
Blind pilots
Boarding the bus
Book report
Butch the rooster
Canadian prisoner care
Canberra bureaucracy
Check your luggage
Christian lion
Church bells
Confession
Confession
Debt recovery
Diary extracts
Disease protection
Disgruntled former lexigrapher
Donald Trump’s clock
Ear-ring
Economists
Flea collar
Flying with the elite
Greek economy
Healthy eating
I’m not wanted at K-Mart
If God were an engineer
Life after death
Life before death
Love
Love conquers all
Meat
Memories
Occupying the time
Options in the far North
Over seventy and I don’t care
Pay for what you get
Plato’s principles
Political understanding
Pontius Pilot
Pregnancy management
Psychology
Revenge is easy
Share and share alike
Slow play
Spare teeth
Stranded with help
The astute Priest
The brothel clientel
The cat in heaven
The complete salesman
The complient caddy
The complient secretary
The Costco computer
The dancer
The dancing duck
The duck hunter
The eight iron
The English cricketer
The fire brigade
The first kiss
The generous frog
the generous leprechaun
The gilts
The gynecologists assistant
The happy marriage
The international restaurant
The lady driver
The lesbian
The literate donkey
The loved mother
The new parrot
The prime minister’s inspection
The service fee
The skilled gynecologist
The student golfer
The Texan cowboy
The weather forecast
The wrong bitch
The year zero problem
Tiger Woods
Unlocking the car
Watch your pennies
Watch your wife
Welsh ladies
Who invented the internet
Wine description

Jokes

3 car jokes
Several Irish jokes
Engineering stories

Letters

Ned KellyThe Jerilderie letter
Winston Churchill vis-a-vis Winston Churchill

Miscelaneous

Bill Gates - Corona Virus
Book titles to make message
Corona virus thoughts
Douglas Adams describing Australia
Earthing description
Earthing introduction
English language idiosyncrasies
English language idiosyncrasies continued
English language idiosyncrasies continued
Eureka oath
How to be politically correct
How to reduce the population
Mathematics
Paul Keating - Banana republic
Prince Phillip - On the environment
Solve 3D geometry problem
Stray facts
The infotainment system
The sad passing of common sense
The social dilemma
The US Air force is there to help
Trampolin del Diablo

Music

Advance Australia Fair
Aida - Triumphal march
Beethoven - Piano concerto 5
Bobby Vinton - Blue on blue
Black note fantasy
Booker T - Green onions
Borodin, Lederer and Davis - He’s in love
Borodin, Lederer and Davis - Stranger in Paradise
Borodin, Lederer and Davis - Sands of time
Bryn Terfel - Younger than springtime
Bryn Terfel - Some enchanted evening
Bryn Terfel - This nearly was mine
Casanova - Nuns chorus
Chinese opera - The white haired girl
Chorus - Tipperary
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Dennis Brain - Horn music
Django Reinhardt - St Louis blues
Doris Day - Black Hills of Dakota
Edith Piaf - NonJe ne regrette rien
Elgar - Pomp and circumstance march 1
Elvis Presley - Blueberry Hill
Elvis Presley - Blue suede shoes
Fats Domino - Blueberry Hill
Frank Ifield - I remember you
Frank Sinatra - All the way
Frank Sinatra - I did it my way
Frank Traynor - Blue turning grey
Guy Mitchell - Singin the blues
Guy Mitchell - Just walkin’ in the rain
Helen Reddy - I am woman
Il Trovatore - Anvil chorus
Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan - Black Mountain
Jerry & the Pacemakers - You’ll never walk alone
Joan Sutherland - The art of Bel Canto
John Farnham - Come back again
Johny Mathis - The twelth of never
Johny O’Keefe - Shout
Johny O’Keefe - What I’d say
Johny O’Keefe - I’m counting on you
Johny O’Keefe - She wears my ring
Johny Ray - Cry
Johny Ray - Such a night
Joni Mitchel - Little green
Julie London - Blue moon
Julie London - Black coffee
Julio Iglesias - Mona Lisa
June Bromhill - Woman and man
Kate Wolf - Green eyes
Khachaturian - Sparticus
La Traviata - Drinking song
Lakme - The bell song
Leigh and Darlon - Dlucinea
Leonard Berenstein - Rhapsody in blue
Lerner and Lowe - wandering star
Lincoln Mayorga - From Menaggio to Bellagio
Lisa Kelly and Chloe Agnew - Green grow the rushes-0
Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody 6
Loretta Lynn - One’s on the way
Louis Armstrong - Blueberry Hill
Mahalia Jackson - Onwards christian soldiers
Mahalia Jackson - Jerusalem
Manual de Falla - Ritual fire dance
Maurie Mullheron - Right that time
Micheal Jackson and Lionel Ritchie - We are the world
Miles Davis - Bye bye blackbird
Monteverdi - Selva Morale e spirituale
Nambucca - Va pensiero
Paul Robeson - Ol’ man river
Percy Grainger - An English country garden
Percy Grainger - What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Peter Allen - I still call Australia home
Peter Allen - I go to Rio
Peter Dawson - The road to Mandalay
Peter Dawson - Clancy of the Overflow
Peter Dawson - Old father Thames
Petrer Skulthorpe - Sun music
Prokofieff - Piano concerto 1
Prokofieff - Third Piano concerto
Raf - Symphony 5 (Lenore)
Ramerez Ariel - Misa Creola
Ray Charles - I can’t stop loving you
Rigaletto - La Donna e mobile
Rigaletto - Caro nome
Rodgers and Hammerstein - Hello young lovers
Roger Miller - Little green apples
Rolg Harris - Tie me kangaroo down
Ronny Ronalde - If I were a blackbird
Sammy Davis Jr - That old black magic
Sellers Engineering Band - Black & white rag
Sibelius - Finlandia
Slim Dusty - Waltzing Matilda
Slim Dusty - Pub with no beer
Spike Jones - Carmen
Stravinsky - Rite of spring
Stravinsky - Petrouchka
Tannhauser - Overture
Tchaikovsky - Piano concerto 1
The Beatles - Hey Jude
The Footscray-Yarraville Brass Band - An Australia day celebration
The RAAF Brass Band - Band music
The Seekers - Iam, you are, we are Australian
The Seekers - I’ll never find another you
The Seekers - Morningtown ride
Tom Jones - Help yourself
Tom Jones - Green green grass of home
Tommy Dorseys Band - Green eyes
TV Theme - Peter Gunn
Val Doonican - Song sung blue
Vera Lynn - We’ll meet again
Virginia Lee - Green frow the lilacs
Woody Herman - Golden Wedding
World war 1 medley
World war 2 medley

News

Bon Beach life saving club
Amazing golf

Pictures

Historic pictures
Historic pictures
Rubbish bin

Poems

50 shades of grey
Banjo Patterson - Mulga Bill’s bicycle
Banjo Patterson - The main from Ironbark
Banjo Patterson - A bush christening
Banjo Patterson - Saltbush Bill’s second fight
Banjo Patterson - Hey, Hell and Booligal
Banjo Patterson - The city of dreadful thirst
Banjo Patterson - In droving days
Bible stories
Pam Ayres - They should have asked my husband
Rain
The Aussie dunny
The Satnav

Snippet

Alimony
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Celebrating separation
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Einstein
Golf
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Handcuffs
Memory
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Charles
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip
The refrigerator
The wife’s diary
Upsetting
W C Fields
W C Fields
W C Fields
W C Fields
W C Fields

Snippets

Aging with grace
Aircraft maintenance
Airline announcements
Aspects of life
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Bush ettiquette
Car prices
Children’s honesty
Chinese hotel guidelines
Church notices
Court reports
Depression
Einstein
Einstein, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles, Bob Hope, W C Fields, Groucho Marx
Engineering pick-up lines
Failing memory
From Cranks and Nuts 1962
From Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Golf
Golf
Golf
Greek economy
Health and safety
Healthy food
How to be an Australian
How to be an Australian
Insults
Japanese Haiku
Lovemaking tips for seniors
Maleprivileges
Mental health issues
Preparation for children
Prince Charles
Prince Phillip
Rules of war
Smorgabord
The USA is in trouble
Travel complaints
Travel in-style
Understanding cricket
Why we play golf

Speeches

Adolf Hitler - Reply to Churchill’s We’ll fight speech
Adolf Hitler - Speech at Munich trial
Billy Hughes - Political blarney
Charles De Gaulle - June 1940 speech
Chief Seattle - The environment
Chinese president Xi - Speech in Nov 2020
Demothenes - Third Philipic speech
Donald Trump - Election victory speech (after losing)
Emma Pankhurst - Freedom or death
J. Robert Oppenheimer - Science and the world
J. Robert Oppenheimer and the Bhagavad-Gita
Jack Pattern - The 1938 day of mourning
John Curtain - The task ahead
Kevin Rudd - The Sorry speech
Mahatma Ghandi - Quit India
Martin Luther King - I have a dream
Nelson Mandela - Resistance to apartheid
Robert Menzies - The forgotten people
Shakespeare - Henry 5th troop exhoration
Uluru Statement from the heart
William Shakespeare - Hamlet’s soliloquy
Winston Churchill - The finest hour
Winston Churchill - We’ll fight..

Stories

Bureaucracy in action
Gardening
Kissing the Blarney Stone
Member’s tribulations
Memory reprise – Melbourne 1956
Stories about my mother
Using strong Indonesian language

Technology

Analysis of Santa Claus travel
Biodigesters - Terry Donahue
Computing tools>
Introduction to the internet
Road pavement failure
The internet part 2 - HMTL files text
The internet part 3 - Non-text items HMTL files
The internet part 4 - CSS files
The internet part 4 - Modifying text appearance
The internet part 6 - Google
The internet part 7 – fancy CSS

Videos

100 year old interview
Bed time story
Dancers looking like horse
Decision
Demented cockatoo
Dog collects the mail
Dog training
Dog tries to get statue to throw stick
Explaining biodigesters
Face mask
Face mask
Fantastic golf shots
Fred Astaire - Dancing golf
Funny table tennis
Golf in the corona era
Greedy dog
Hearing dogs
Hitler rant
Hole in one with in-off
Joe practising
La Marchalaise
Mallacoota bushfire
Misheard song lyrics
Need a public servant
Quarantine options
Sex query
Slim dusty - Clean up our own backyard
Surgeons revenge
The clean up
The Seekers - Grand final I am Australian, Georgy Girl, Waltzing matilda
Watch your pronunciation
When the saints come marching in - Danny Kaye and Sachmo