President Donald welcomed us to Waterford Valley Golf club and asked all present to thank the Club for the use of their excellent facilities. We were all shocked to hear that Noel Manning had taken ill out on the course and was subsequently taken to Monash Hospital by ambulance.
Donald can now report that Noel is comfortable in hospital.
He said that today we had a total of 53 players including 1 guest Ian Richards, introduced by Neil Wilson. Al Abraham and another guest of Tom Buzza (Brian Keating) were late withdrawals.
A lengthy list of apologies today (15) - Donald Barrett, Lance Bolam, Peter Charlewood, Hugh Churchward, Gary Finnis, Rod Goode, Tom Govern, David Heraud, Bill Heron, Roger Huxstep, Trevor McGilton, Gary Morland, Roger Selwood, Christopher Thorne, Noel Valle.
We had 1 guest today and we welcome Ian Richards. I hope you enjoyed the day and will join us as a member. Golf ball to Ian please.
Please note that when members bring a guest along please ask them for their Golflink Number, if they have one, or provide the Handicapper with a guideline to their playing standard.
Donald thanked Peter Ross and Jeff Taylor for a job well done! We cannot proceed without volunteers to run these events every month, so please consider helping as it is a bit of fun and you get to know more members of the club.
Donald presented Chris Procter with his runners-up prize in the annual Captains Competition. Well done Chris!
He reminded us of our sponsorship from the House of Golf (Moorabbin), who are subsidising our winners' vouchers and he urged us to support them. Please go and see Innes at his new super store near DFO at Moorabbin Airport which is now open.
Donald informed the membership of the latest success stories of our intrepid golfers. Far and away, the story of the month goes to Ray Desmond for his magnificent hole-in-1 on Saturday March 4th, 2017 at Brighton Golf Club. Ray 'aced' the 150 metre 11th hole.
Terrific stuff Ray !! In addition, we note the following:
Well done gents ! He asked if there were any more good performances but alas, no.
If you do win, please let me know as we sometimes miss the notices.
Donald stated that we need to keep bringing along new members. He urged all members to look around and ask their friends to come along. 'Word of mouth' is still our best weapon for new members.
He urged the members to join in with the 'spirit of the club' by making use of the Club Merchandise. Our strength in a social sense is our obvious desire to be part of this great Club. A new addition to Daryl Edwards' fashion line is a ripper hat to shield us from this magnificent Melbourne sunshine. Daryl hopes to bring along a variety of hat sizes so you can find one that fits and then place your order. $20 a hat.
It is up and running and continues to perform well.
Donald asked the members if they wished to raise any issues. Nothing this month.
He then handed over to our new Captain, Harold Hayes.
If you play with the Webmaster you could well receive a free style assessment. For Allan, Colin and Reg - here they are. It would be appreciated if any other members can take photographs and forward them to the Webmaster for inclusion in the newsletter.
Captain Harold welcomed members to Waterford Valley Golf Club for today's event.
George Giles (35) with 42 points won the Thord Lorich Trophy.
He received a $30 House of Golf voucher for his effort.
A Grade: John Molloy (20) 38 points
B Grade: Trevor Spence (21) 34 points
C Grade: Philip Horsburgh (35) 37 points
3rd hole: Terry Donohue 8th
hole John Hiscock
12th hole: 14th
hole: Trevor Spence
36 points Jeff Stevens (20) Ray Underwood (18) Ian Lacey (14) (18)
35 points David Vine (15) Trevor Bottomley (17)
34 points Laurie Comerford (15) Terry Donohue (15)
Peter Ross found tree-climbing difficult, but still got the ball away.
Neil Hills celebrated his good day at Waterford Valley by winning the raffle allowing him and three of his mates to play again at Waterford Valley with carts - which will probably make them feel safer from the snake location advertisements.
Congratulations and best wishes to our members whose birthday falls in March
1st Jeff Stevens 65
3rd Derek MacCallum 61
4th Bruce Keenan 71
8th Brian Guinane 83
11th Ian Hoskins 66 Colin Wiseman 69
14th David Vine 74
16th Donald Barber 58
22nd Sam Pilcher 69
26th Leo Hiku 71
27th Harold Hayes 72
29th Bernard De Robillard 63
31st Bill Frey 81 Daryl Edwards 75
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